Tuesday, April 1, 2008

Pop! Ping! Bling!

One weekend afternoon when your partner is out running errands, you decide to get off your ass and do the laundry. You rise from the couch, and walk into the bedroom to stuff the clothes into the hamper. Upon entering the room, you hear a loud “ping” popping noise coming from the adjacent window. “Not a normal noise,” you think.

You walk into the back of the bedroom and lean over to assemble the dirty clothes into the hamper. “Pop!” – there it goes again! This time, from the window directly above your head.

You drag the laundry hamper down the stairs into the basement and dump the clothes onto the floor. As you walk over toward the washer and dryer – you guessed it – “Ping”! Pop! It seems as if the window is going to explode in front of your eyes.

You roll your eyes, because you realize more clearly than ever that SOMEONE is outside with a fancy piece of technology, aiming at your windows to give you a fright as you move through your home. They want you to know you are watched, and essentially, invaded. And it works quite well, at least to get you royally pissed.

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